Adult, Fantasy, Horror

Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon (1982)

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Studio: Impulse

Theatrical Release: February 5, 1982 (Japan)

DVD Release: November 8, 2016

Director: Naosuke Kurosawa

Not Rated

Review by Travis North

The Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection can be counted on for a few things. One is a runtime between 60 and 70 minutes, another is lots of soft core action, and finally someone is probably getting pissed on. The plots typically vary quite a bit, but Nurse Diary: Beast Afternoon provides a new wrinkle in the form of horror/fantasy insanity.

Nurse Diary starts off with a bang with a doctor talking about his new discovery of a ring that allows one to enter the dream world. Before you have time to question exactly what the heck that means the doctor and his nurse are hanging by nooses in the lab. Instead of a typical saucy office sex comedy or schoolgirl shenanigans this quickly feels like a confusing Italian horror film. The next scene cuts to a young couple screwing in a cemetery. They get scared by a spider which causes her snatch to clamp down on his headstone and not let go. The next scene is a woman having the dream ring put inside her puss by her doctor, who also sneaks in a tiny bell to ring when needed. This is helpfully shown from a vag-cam. Trying to piece all of this together, it seems doctors want to use the ring to be able to view the woman’s dreams since she has a hang-up about sex. Of course all of her dreams are sex related, with increasing amounts of degeneracy and violence every time. The doctor snuck the bell in her batcave to be used to hypnotize her.

I personally didn’t care much why any of this was happening, just because it was so out there and was highly entertaining in its insanity. Apparently her doctors have inherited the ring through nefarious means, with the original doctor not quite dead yet, but instead trapped in the basement to hopefully share the secrets of his invention. They really have no idea how it works, and there is a big symposium coming up where they need to present their results. So they think by having sex orgies with him and pissing in his face might jog his memory. Tying this all together is a specter of the hung nurse and the revenge she might be taking. It’s a lot of wackiness to pack in a short running time, but if you don’t think about it too much you can enjoy some non-penetrative humping with the horror elements.

There are liner notes and a trailer included as extras, and the picture looks great. This is certainly one of the best Nikkatsu entries I’ve seen so far and recommend this for anyone new to the series or might like a little genre with their nudity.

Movie Rating: ★★★★☆ 

DVD Rating: ★★★½☆ 

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