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Staunton Hill (2009)

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Staunton Hill (2009)

Anchor Bay Entertainment
Home Release Date: October 6, 2009
Director: G. Cameron Romero
Not Rated

Review by Nick Schwab

At the beginning of Staunton Hill– a movie directed by Cameron Romero, son of the legendary George– characters and characterization seem not to serve any purpose. Neither does its clichéd

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It concerns a group of teens who run across a redneck family that starts to kill them one by one. With that said innovation in plot here is nil. Although this still would be alright, as a complex plot is not always needed for this type of

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For instance, what is the purpose of setting the script in 1969? Nor does one know the reason for having the evil clan be very religious, other than it just probably sounding good in screenwriter (and actor) David Rountree’s mind. Yet, once those thoughts got to paper, only clichés and tedium came out.

Staunton Hill at 89 minutes takes nearly 50 minutes to have any real action on the screen. Sure, no problem, had C. Romero established mood and/or Rountree established character. Too bad that’s also not the case. Instead, the conversations the teens have are both monotonous and dull. They seemed at best improv, and the dialogue ultimately seems without a purpose. The viewer never warms up to any of them, or even despises the villains when disregarding their evil deeds. That is a big no-no in a horror film.

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In one of its scenes, a character holds up a camera to another and mentions Night of the Living Dead (1968). It gets one wondering what father Romero would have done with this same material. As George Romero has never done a Texas Chainsaw Massacre-esque feature before. Unlike watching this turd again that is a film that I really do want to see.

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